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March 22 2016

Mad All Over: The funniest Crystal Palace quotes... ever!

Mad All Over: The funniest Crystal Palace quotes... ever!

Crystal Palace characters have made some hilarious soundbites over the years and new book 'Mad All Over: The funniest Crystal Palace quotes... ever!' is a collection of the best ones.

Palace managers, chairmen and players have regularly caused a stir with some truly mad, funny and often outrageous remarks uttered.

In this comprehensive compilation, Holmesdale.net co-founder and 'Return to the Premier League' and 'Premier Heroes' author Gordon Law has collected more than 400 of the most entertaining quotes and quips from the men of Selhurst Park.

Packed with loads of classic one-liners, wise-cracks, verbal volleys and mixed metaphors over 200 pages, this book will have you chuckling throughout the season.

Classics such as...

"He was so negative he interfered with the signal strength on my phone."
Simon Jordan on Steve Coppell

"No footballer of talent should play in the back four."
Malcolm Allison

"I’m not one for working out the exact figures but we’ll need roughly two points a game."
Peter Taylor

"If my missus had seen me kissing him I would have been in trouble!"
Clinton Morrison


PLUS more books available!

'Return to the Premier League: The Remarkable Story of the 2012/13 Crystal Palace Team' is available on Amazon and in the Palace club shop.

'Premier Heroes: The Story of Crystal Palace's Incredible 2013-14 Season' is available on Amazon and in the Palace club shop.

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