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What's Happened to Jonathan Benteke??
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 HuckEagle  South Godstone 07 Apr 17 2.10pm |
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What has happened to Jonathan Benteke? He made his debut against Middlesbrough early season then got injured but last I heard was he was meant to be back by January latest?
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 Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 07 Apr 17 2.11pm |
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He got injured again trying to open a jar of mayonnaise.
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| Part Time James 07 Apr 17 2.13pm |
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Not pulling his weight is he? Over-rated.
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| paperhat croydon 07 Apr 17 2.15pm |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
He got injured again trying to open a jar of mayonnaise. nah, that was Remy silly. He was helping Wickham.
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| YT Oxford 07 Apr 17 2.16pm |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
He got injured again trying to open a jar of mayonnaise. Typical of 'continentals'. Should have gone for salad cream, and in a flip-top squeezy bottle.
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coulsdoneagle  London 07 Apr 17 2.18pm |
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Back for the U23s he has a while to go to get up to PL standard but while he has been fit Benteke has been scoring so I say keep him around as a good luck charm.
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| Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 07 Apr 17 2.21pm |
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Originally posted by coulsdoneagle
Back for the U23s he has a while to go to get up to PL standard but while he has been fit Benteke has been scoring so I say keep him around as a good luck charm. About 47 years, I'm guessing.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 07 Apr 17 2.31pm |
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Thought this was a new 3 parter on itv. with a follow on scheduled for the autumn. Bamford the rise and fall of a legend.
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| Part Time James 07 Apr 17 2.36pm |
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Everyone slated Pardew, but he kept Christian Benteke sweet by signing his brother then instantly manufacturing a reason not to give him any game time. Lump hammer presumably.
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