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Catfish Flag Burgess Hill 17 Apr 14 10.11am

I have noticed an emerging trend that coincides with our winning run.
There appears to be a growing tendency on other fan sites to refer to us as Crystal f***ing Palace, as in, "we lost to Crystal f***ing Palace of all people".
I think this has a certain ring to it. Should we apply to the FA for permission to officially change our name?

 

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thetopgeezer Flag Streatham Hill 17 Apr 14 10.16am Send a Private Message to thetopgeezer Add thetopgeezer as a friend

Of course as the joke goes only three teams in the league with a swear word in their names, Arsenal, scunthorpe and Crystal f**cking Palace.

 
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Hoof Hearted 17 Apr 14 10.19am

Maybe we could get Chubby Brown to re-release a single of living next door to Palace...

"Palace, Palace.... who the fcuk are Palace!"

 
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EagleRider Flag Seasalter, Kent 17 Apr 14 10.19am Send a Private Message to EagleRider Add EagleRider as a friend

"Crystal f***ing" sounds quite uncomfortable...painful even

 
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Stuart Shave Flag Hampshire 17 Apr 14 10.32am Send a Private Message to Stuart Shave Add Stuart Shave as a friend

Crystal f***ing Palace with a striker called For f*** Sake Murray.

Love it!

 
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slubglurge Flag welling 17 Apr 14 10.49am Send a Private Message to slubglurge Add slubglurge as a friend

Sounds better than Hull City Tigers

 
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Eagle_SA Flag Just outside Cape Town 17 Apr 14 10.54am Send a Private Message to Eagle_SA Add Eagle_SA as a friend

Unless Crystal & Palace are actresses, then it could be quite exciting.

 

And I see signs of half remembered days, I hear bells that chime in strange familiar ways
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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards so many memories Flag basingstoke 17 Apr 14 12.28pm Send a Private Message to so many memories Add so many memories as a friend

I expect Alan (shocking defending) Hansen has not been sleeping to well these past few weeks. Probably walking around muttering to himself the title of this thread.
Hopefully attached will happen on more very soon.
Grade A w***er.

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Get it on-get it in-F**K OFF ALAN HANSEN!!
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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards so many memories Flag basingstoke 17 Apr 14 12.30pm Send a Private Message to so many memories Add so many memories as a friend

Quote so many memories at 17 Apr 2014 12.28pm

I expect Alan (shocking defending) Hansen has not been sleeping to well these past few weeks. Probably walking around muttering to himself the title of this thread.
Hopefully attached will happen on more very soon.
Grade A w***er.


Should have been will happen on Motd very soon.

 

Get it on-get it in-F**K OFF ALAN HANSEN!!
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