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|  The Sash  Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 13 Jun 13 9.07pm |    | 
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| 713 Kerry Katona's Cash Lady Advert 
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|  dannyh  wherever I lay my hat....... 14 Jun 13 1.45pm |    | 
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| The aroma of a freshly used autopsey room. 
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|  DanH  SW2 14 Jun 13 2.16pm |    | 
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| 715. Resting his testicles in an ice bath on a summer's afternoon. 
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|  Mongo Like Clunge  Bumfuck City, Texas 14 Jun 13 2.29pm |    | 
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| 716. Fertile dogs. 
 WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains. | |
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|  Stirlingsays  14 Jun 13 2.32pm |      | 
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| 717. Double 0 'I have seven inches in my mouth'. 
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|  DanH  SW2 14 Jun 13 2.36pm |    | 
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| 718. Linen 
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|  Stirlingsays  14 Jun 13 2.43pm |      | 
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| 719. crabs with venereal disease. 
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|  Cucking Funt  Clapham on the Back 14 Jun 13 2.46pm |    | 
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| 720. Septuagesima 
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|  JL85  London,SE9 14 Jun 13 2.46pm |    | 
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| 721. Kyle Reece Edited by JL85 (14 Jun 2013 2.47pm) 
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|  DanH  SW2 14 Jun 13 2.47pm |    | 
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| 722. Geoff Horsfield Edited by DanH (14 Jun 2013 2.47pm) 
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|  Cucking Funt  Clapham on the Back 14 Jun 13 3.12pm |    | 
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| 723. Tim's year 
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| Catfish  Burgess Hill 14 Jun 13 3.14pm | |
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| 724. Nelson Mandela's heart monitor 
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