I'm more concerned about us retrograding under him, particularly at the back. Need much more solid performances up to Xmas. If there is no improvement then a change must surely come and we are back to getting a manager mid season to pull us out of the mire, the same position we were in when he joined. Presently we are not an established team in a very competitive league, so moving to the next step is in my opinion a little premature.

“ [T]here are known knowns; there are things we know that we know.There are known unknowns; that is to say there are things that, we now know we don't know.But there are also unknown unknowns – there are things we do not know we don't know. ”
—United States Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld

Oh, your the guy that opens the door for them with they go into the press room? or do you serve the tea and sarnies?.
I thought your job was pushing Trollys in Sainsburys.

Just in case it's slipped your mind :

1. Super Al now has a squad with wages that are the 20th highest in Europe and 11th in the premier league.
2. He has spent more money on players than any other manager in our history.
3. He has the lowest points average in 2016 not just in the premier league but the whole of the 4 divisions in England.

So in summary we have invested unprecedented amounts of money in transfers and wages and achieved the worst return in the whole of English football in 2016.

Boom.

"How can I remember to keep it all together when half the moon is taken away?"

i have a simple answer to the OP, our league results in 2016

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

Edited for accuracy