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 NKEagle  Pyongyang 12 Jan 17 6.00pm |
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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio
its not your Palace colours those fans will take offence to.....its the fact you have opposable thumbs and an absence of a prominent brow-ridge over your eyes. Unless you're a farm animal in heat, most of them won't be interested.
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montystammers  uk 13 Jan 17 10.12am |
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OhthisbloodyPC  13 Jan 17 12.47pm |
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I wouldn't personally do this (I would normally, but it's me nerves, you see) but for all those internet hardmen out there who aren't bothered about a run in with east London's finest, I recommend this course of action. Dress up as a Pearly King (or better still, a Pearly Queen) then walk among them with an exaggerated Dick Van Dyke style swagger, then burst into this song, in a "bloimay Mooray Poppuns" style accent: "You're in relly gay shun tru-bull...... Oi!"
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| OhthisbloodyPC 13 Jan 17 12.50pm |
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Or here's another West Ham song:
Oi, Have a banana!
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| bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 13 Jan 17 3.15pm |
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Originally posted by OhthisbloodyPC
Or here's another West Ham song:
Oi, Have a banana! You on drugs today? about the fourth thread you have mentioned West Ham being in relegation trouble. They are above us you know. Maybe not for long but i dont think we can take the higher ground over them.
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| OhthisbloodyPC 13 Jan 17 3.37pm |
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Originally posted by bubble wrap
You on drugs today? about the fourth thread you have mentioned West Ham being in relegation trouble. They are above us you know. Maybe not for long but i dont think we can take the higher ground over them. That's a good point. No, I am NOT on drugs. Thanks for reminding me! it's me nerves you see
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| Holmesdale 1989 13 Jan 17 11.06pm |
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Originally posted by montystammers
That's it. Go any way you like. Just bring Uncle Stanley
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| Croydon Sunset London 14 Jan 17 4.50am |
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London Bridge and s bermondsey gonna be tasty this evening that's for sure.
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 14 Jan 17 10.45am |
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Originally posted by Holmesdale 1989
That's it. Go any way you like. Just bring Uncle Stanley Someone kindly demonstrated a chelsea brick using a folded newspaper this morning
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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