6. I may have to change my signature line.

We don't do possession; we do defense and attack. Everything else is just wa**ing with a football.

Sixth thing I learnt: Never say what is obvious.

1 It was a friendly
2 First game for the players after a break.
3 De Boer wanted to assess player in a game.
4 Liverpool had 3 previous games and it showed.
5 I couldn't give a toss about the result, as it has no relevance to the coming season.

You gotta love all these posters getting hot under the collar, about a bloody pre season friendly.

5 things I learned
1.Hennessey is better than Mignolet
2.Salah should be in my fantasy team
3.Don’t write off Scott Dann yet
4.FDB true to his word, gave kids a chance
5.How to pronounce Lapado and Wan-Bissaka

Everything else I already knew:
Wilf, Benteke, Andros, Luka are worthy of the shirt
We need more from Punch
Damo is done, a complete liability
Ward isn’t quite good enough these days
Schlupp has quality on the ball and wings on his feet, just needs more defensive quality
Grujic is a total t***
Commentators are biased and linesmen blind (Origi clearly offside)
Another trophy we haven’t won

So happy football is back in my life

Parrot

Mr Cadbury's Parrot says "Hello"

Here here

Frank knows Delaney is not good enough to be first team - we have got Jairo Riedewald for that. We are about to sign a first team keeper as well to replace Mandanda so things will look better defensively.