They are not signing any 'big names' or high-wage players apparently and anyway, their current squad is good enough to rip-up the PL and finish top 10

Bexley Dave

Can you hear the Brighton sing? I can't hear a ******* thing!

"The most arrogant, obnoxious bunch of deluded little sun tanned, loafer wearing mummy's boys I've ever had the misfortune of having to listen to" (Burnley forum)

was a good footballer but nasty piece of work, imagine him in our dressing room, No No No, Nth Korea the best option suggested.

I think he'll end up retiring. He's seen Gerrard and Lampard retire recently and he has nothing left to prove in the game.

"We love you Palace, we f@cking hate Man U, We love you Palace, we hate the brighton too, We love you Palace we play in red 'n' blue, so f@ck you, and you ...