I was accused of sexual harassment at work because I told someone they had a pretty face and it would be good for our custom if they turned up to work a bit more often.
I asked our lawyers if I was same sex, would it therefore not be sexual harrassment. As might be expected, the lawyers were flummoxed but could not answer the question directly.
I went ahead anyway and changed my self identity. The problem has now gone away (she left without incident) and I have now returned to the original side of the fence.
Ive got a couple of red and blue dresses up for grabs if anyone is interested in giving it a try.
Moral of the story I suppose is nothing ventured nothing changed.