If you like singing and loud then switch to the Arthur. Im a couple of blocks from the Holmesdale. Perfect place. Plus it’s like going back in time.

I'm pretty sure that the ultras used to be able to switch your season ticket to one in with them before the season started, not sure if they still do it or are permitted to do it. Almost certain that's what I did about 4 or 5 years ago before a change in work pattern meant that I work more Saturdays and have very little notice about which Saturdays I get off

"It's ok postman , he'll lick you to death" "That isn't really that comforting , I still end up dead !!"

Just make sure you wear the club's colours and not look like a t**t in black.

And don't forget to put a scarf over your face; it's de rigueur.

Bexley Dave

Can you hear the Brighton sing? I can't hear a ******* thing!

"The most arrogant, obnoxious bunch of deluded little sun tanned, loafer wearing mummy's boys I've ever had the misfortune of having to listen to" (Burnley forum)