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May to September

Anton Rodgers (as DRT) and Eve Matheson (as someone a lot younger?) shag all through the close season.

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Bringing Hom The Bacon
Harrowing tale of how award-winning chef Ken sank into a walnut oil-fuelled depression and lost interest in stir-fries, ordering flunkies to fetch cheap packs of fatty pork products to eat between two slices of sh*t white bread, causing his teeny Chinese arteries to swell up to four times their normal size, before swelling eight-fold two hours later, and then, fatally, sixteenfold a further 120 minutes down the line

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

To Kill A Fuckingbird

Grandson of renown hunter Frederick Selous finds ingenious ways to compromise the integrity of a Pigeon's abdomen. This week he investigates the usefulness of rubber bands and boric acid.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.

Eurovision Thong Contest

Graham Norton hosts a night of tedious screaming and gay innuendos while the hetrosexual viewers enjoy seeing European models competing to see who looks best in skimpy underwear.

Holyoakes
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In part 1 Jel takes the family on their annual holiday to the SAS training camp in Hereford, in a big red Batmobile.

I disengage, I turn the page.