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A Crystal Palace Wedding
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 Clock87  London 19 Jul 18 4.11pm |
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Hey Guys My friend is getting married later this year and along with myself, he is a huge palace fan.
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| Guntrisoft Beckenham, Kent 19 Jul 18 4.23pm |
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Attempt to pick the best person from this list!
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| Badger11 Beckenham 19 Jul 18 4.36pm |
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Crystal Palace wedding! Overpriced and the groom cries off sick
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| bexleydave Barnehurst 19 Jul 18 4.57pm |
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Or turns out to be a bit of a flop in the position he was expected to play.
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| leejaneagles 19 Jul 18 5.46pm |
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I imagine they'll really skimp on the Church service at the beginning with a clueless Vicar that upsets the Guests. Just when all hope is lost and divorce is on the cards a DJ will turn up that makes it an incredible end to the night and make the most of the resources available to him to make it a better night than it has any right to be.
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| YT Oxford 19 Jul 18 5.55pm |
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Originally posted by leejaneagles
I imagine they'll really skimp on the Church service at the beginning with a clueless Vicar that upsets the Guests. Just when all hope is lost and divorce is on the cards a DJ will turn up that makes it an incredible end to the night and make the most of the resources available to him to make it a better night than it has any right to be. An interesting assumption that it’s a church wedding. How quaint! Meant to add...No doubt it’ll be a PARISH church! Edited by YT (19 Jul 2018 5.58pm)
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chateauferret  19 Jul 18 7.24pm |
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If it's a Palace wedding the priest'll probably book him for simulation instead of pronouncing him man and wife; then give handball against him when he thinks he's scored. Edited by chateauferret (19 Jul 2018 7.27pm)
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 Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 20 Jul 18 10.26am |
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Hopefully, the best man won't f*ck off to another, more glamorous wedding just before the service starts. Edited by Cucking Funt (20 Jul 2018 10.27am)
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| dynamicdick Dormansland 20 Jul 18 12.41pm |
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From Christian Benteke.....hope you score tonight, just let, me know how it feels please?
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| michaelpearce grays 20 Jul 18 1.04pm |
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Originally posted by dynamicdick
From Christian Benteke.....hope you score tonight, just let, me know how it feels please? class still laughing
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BelfastEagle  21 Jul 18 2.18pm |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
Hopefully, the best man won't f*ck off to another, more glamorous wedding just before the service starts. Edited by Cucking Funt (20 Jul 2018 10.27am) That did make me laugh.....
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ASCPFC  Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 21 Jul 18 7.18pm |
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Nobody will know if the wedding will happen until midnight the night before. Will have to hire three guests that no-one has ever heard of, for a big price, at short notice just to fill the pews.
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